This blog is an outlet for us, a circus for you. We're a group of like minded individuals that work in a call center environment doing outsourced product, licensing, and contract support for a very large IT solutions group. While each of us works for various teams and technology groups we face the same trials and tests daily. Customers that want the impossible, clients that don't understand their own game, and (most commonly) co-workers the likes of which should not be allowed into polite society. For you, Dear Reader, we will suffer and endure. Our stories will be here to lighten your day and to illustrate that you do not suffer alone through the working world. While we will focus on the foolish acts of our co-workers and management there will still be stories of customer stupidity as well. We won't just stop there, however. I mean, after all, we comprise a roll that some of you may have had at one point or another. IT and technical humor? We got that. Call center fiascoes? Yes, sir. Geek-talk and nerd-gasms? Is Hoth cold?
Our tales of failure will stretch far and wide. We will paint a picture for your chuckling and will be back later to give you more. All we ask, Dear Reader, is that you laugh when we cannot, mock when our lips are sealed, and express the very emotions we cannot directly. Sit with us and hear our woes and we will see that you leave with a smile.
Who we are. What we do.
Fieldtrip Chaperon is a 20-something-year-old male with anger issues. Crazy about Linux and subcultural interests, he feels that few people understand him. This only helps to fuel his rage. He also sews stuffed animals.
Goodall, Tardalogist is a denizen of the inner-city section of Tardopolis.Living with the Tards in their natural habitat enables him to bring insights and understanding of the low functioning to the above 40 IQ populace of the rest of the world.
Bakers Dozen. Once a super hero of little renown. Now, a bus driver. Quietly piloting his field trip to the apropriate destination. What is this destination? That is not for you to know. It is only for you to get off the ride before you are consumed.
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