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This story deserves no intro:  I was on the phone with my husband outside the call floor when I was on my break one day.  There is a wall of windows that I was staring out, not really paying attention.  I saw Penguin and Bionic Nerd leaving the building.  I didnt really think anything of it, they always leave when I am on my break.  The next thing I see is Penguin drive his car over a mound of snow.  Of course, it got stuck on top of the mound of snow. (FYI:  It had snowed previously that week, and there was a mound of snow separating the parking stall, no other way to describe it.  Think of the mound of snow that a snow-plow leaves behind.)  Now this mound of snow that Penguin tried to drive his car over was not a small mound, not one that I would have tried.  OH, I neglected to mention, Penguin has a FORD TAURUS!!!!  Okay, Penguin, maybe if you have a four-wheeler, try driving over the mound of snow.  But a Ford TAURUS!?? Seriously.  Okay, back to me watching this out the wall of windows.  I quickly got off the phone, ran in the call floor and ran to Goodall to tell him its important to look out the window.  By this time, Penguin and Bionic Nerd are standing outside the car, inspecting the problem.  Then over the next hour, they try to push the car, shovel the car, will the car off the mound of snow.  Now, picture this:  two fat boys trying to free a Taurus off the mountain of snow.  I could not help but laugh.  In fact, almost all the people on the call floor had their noses and hands plastered to the windows.  Finally, I believe they shoveled their way out, but none the less my point is this.... Penguin, who knows everything about everything and is never wrong, finally went over the edge.  Too bad the mound of snow wasnt high enough that I could have pushed him off......